mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
(via sorry)
ngl he looks like a very happy nonno in rural italy or something
That last pic looks like a renaissance painting
The Gang.
(via maddiexhatter)
(Source: analarmingamountofbees, via hotboyproblems)
This was seriously the best prank
One my favorite pranks
(via hotboyproblems)
(Source: veryfunnymemes)
when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful
Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you
True
(via chescaleigh)
viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s
that was no animal, that was Claire herself
the claire witch project
(Source: lovingrot, via hufflepuffandtea)
a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen
(via zackisontumblr)
Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:
Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo
The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️
(via maturegambina)
(via blacktwittercomedy)